Alright, it’s time to start a blog. I’m excited, you’re excited. Shit, we’re all pretty fucking excited right now. This feeling is almost as good as when I open a jar of peanut butter and get that entire silver colored paper-ish aluminum foil-ish extra useless ‘freshness’ layer thing off in one tug. Damn, I love one tug masterpieces. Anyway, here I am. I’ve got a literary spank bank to blast out to the world. This shit will be dirty, crass and awesome. Enjoy.
April 30, 2012
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