(Photo Credit : Just Google “lucky + boobs” Caption Credit : Those sweet ass opening lyrics of Fuck the Pain Away by Peaches)
Alright, I know I’m a little late to this party, but when the party is about titties, it’s a party that won’t be stopping early. The party I’m talking about of course is that lady who pulled her boob out on Time magazine. And then shoved it into the mouth of what appears to be an 11 year old boy.
First of all, I have not read the article but am completely prepared to unabatedly throw my opinion into the blogosphere; much like a polar bear eating a baby seal while it’s still alive. In other words: I don’t need no stinking invitation. Apparently, the article is supposed to be about parenting or something else boring, but you could have fooled me; I thought it was an ad for step stools.
Come on now though, whose idea was it to put that blonde and her side boob on the cover of Time magazine? Shit, when I opened the mailbox I popped half wood until I realized it was just a kid on the other end of that nipple and not that imp from Game of Thrones in the midst of a little feeding session. I feverishly flipped through the pages expecting to see that other dude from Thrones who runs the whore house shouting at some Mideaval milfs and midgets about how to find each other’s anal G spot with three knuckles. You can imagine my disappointment to find a picture of some old dude with a baby talking about parenting. Weak sauce.
But before we shake our heads and wag our fingers, I would like to step back and put myself into that child’s shoes. Metaphorically speaking of course; since there’s no way I’d fit in those size 3 Osh KoshBGosh sneakers. I mean, what must be going through his mind during this photo shoot? “We usually do this with her pants off too” or “How come I don’t get any Oreo’s with it this time?” or maybe just a “What the fuck is going on”? They say he’s only three but the kid’s got some great form. Little guy don’t even need a bib anymore.
I want to know your thoughts. Does this article make you thirsty?